Weekend Joke!!!

A father mentions the terms and conditions before anyone dates his daughter!

Answer the following freely and completely honestly. All Answers are Confidential (that means I will not tell anyone –ever — really! I promise! )

Full Name (first, middle, last) __________________________________
Date of Birth __/___/___ Height_____ Weight_____ IQ_____ GPA______

Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, tattoo? (circle all that apply)

In 50 words or less…

What does the word “LATE” mean to you?___________ ______________________________________________________________

In at least 25 words…What do the words, ” Don’t touch my daughter mean to you” ? _______________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________

1. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is____________________.
2. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my____________.
3. A woman’s place is_______________________________.
4. The “one” thing I hope this application doesn’t ask me about is ____________________ _________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________.
5. When I meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is_____________.*

6. What do you want to be IF you grow up?

I swear that all information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge, under penalty of death, a severe beating, dismemberment, torture, crucifixion, electrocution. Any penalty will be decided at the whim of the father.

Signature ________________________________ Date ________
Witness ________________________________ Date ________

Note: This application will be considered incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, copy of birth certificate, job history, and a current medical report from your doctor... lol

A Teacher wrote wrote on the board:

" A Woman without her man is nothing". Punctuate correctly.

All the males in the class wrote;

"A Woman, without her man, is nothing" .

All the females in the class wrote;

"A Woman: without her, man is nothing" .

   Punctuation is Powerful!!!

Love good jokes! And laughing can't be too early or late... Have a lovely weekend! 

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