University Of Abuja SUG Candidates Campaign In Style

It is not new to us that election goes with campaigning, now the campaigning aspect is what I am most particular about as regards to the recent SUG elections held recently at the University of Abuja.
   Our source said that the SUG candidates campaigned in "style" and from what I heard and am about to tell you... I agree. So let's see if we all feel the same way.

   These were the campaign strategies used by some of the candidates contesting for the position of the president of SUG( student union government). Starting from our first candidate;

Candidate 1 (Pelumi)
A Law student.
He mounted security street lights around the female hostel,
fixed faulty bulbs inside the girls hostel
And also brought a tanker of kerosene for the girls in the hostel.
   Hmmm... security and needs.

Candidate 2 (Ben)
A chemistry student.
 Ben gave the female students a truck filled with bags of pure water.
       Showing he cares for survival

Candidate 3 (Yar'adua)
A Political science student.
He "sprayed" 500 Naira notes at the students
Brought cartons of indomie for the female students, but it wasn't enough to go round everyone, so the female students booed him... and then he went down on his knees and apologised..
    I don't know what you all think, but he is a ladies man!

Candidate 4 (Shayo)
An English Student.
He gave a speech...(hmmm)
Shayo said he doesn't have money, gifts or material things to give
But renders his humble self to the students every need through community service (*sweet talker)
 So Shayo and his campaign team swept and mopped the front of the hostel and it's surroundings, and they also washed clothes for the girls (offering laundry services).

    Heard that after each candidate offered all these the girl's would chant that particular candidates name for a while but when another came with his campaign strategy, the chanting name changes...

Well what can I say, even I would be confused on who to vote for... May the best man win!